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		<title>A Funny Bicycle Story</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 02:34:22 +0000</pubDate>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From the <a href=" http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/horseracing/7844796/DIARY-Dick-Francis-loved-telling-tale-of-the-vicars-missing-bicycle-Horse-Racing.html"><em>London Daily Telegraph</em></a>, a great bicycle story related by the late author Dick Francis.</p>
<blockquote><p>Merrick, his other son, recalled Dick&#8217;s favourite story about when he was living in Blewbury, Oxfordshire. Not a great gardener, he had to use some of his famous self-discipline to ensure he did the weeding once a week and this always coincided with the vicar riding past on his bicycle. One week the vicar walked past. &#8220;What&#8217;s happened to your bicycle, Vicar,&#8221; asked Francis. &#8220;Has it been stolen?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m afraid it has,&#8221; replied the Vicar.</p>
<p>Francis suggested that, next Sunday, he should use the 10 Commandments as the basis for his sermon and when he got to &#8216;thou shalt not steal&#8217; he should fix the congregation with a steely gaze.</p>
<p>The next week the Vicar was back on his bicycle. &#8220;Did you use the 10 Commandments,&#8221; asked Francis.</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; replied the Vicar, &#8220;but it didn&#8217;t quite work out as I had expected. I got to &#8216;thou shalt not commit adultery&#8217; and I remembered where I had left it.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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