Since it would make little sense to protest slippery roads, or rainy weather, or hills — Nature isn’t exactly going to tailor itself to accommodate the pro cycling tour — we’re guessing that the riders’ enmity is aimed at race organizers for routing the Tour through the “northern countries.” Presumably places like Holland and Belgium have a greater likelihood of inclement weather, creating nasty riding conditions at the worst possible time — the beginning of the 3-week Grand Tour, when riders are edgy, adrenaline-pumped and still feeling their way riding in a 200-man pack.

As the London Guardian pithily quoted South African sprinter Robbie Hunter: “I say it again, no Grand Tour has any business in these northern countries and fuck anybody who says different. See how much you guys like hitting the deck at 60 kph.”

Indeed, it was probably the congested conditions that contributed to crashes as much as the weather. We didn’t hear a peep of protest from the breakaway rider, Frenchman Sylvain Chavanel of Quick Step, who managed not only to stay upright but finished the race well ahead of the pack and in the yellow jersey. Nor do we expect him to, say, forfeit the yellow jersey simply because he had the smarts to get out of Dodge while the getting was good.

It’s unfortunate that the weather was so ridiculously abhorrent on a day that promised a lot of intrigue and drama. Hey, we’re from Seattle, we know what rain on slickered pavement is like. Basically you don’t race. You just hang on for dear life and hope everything else takes care of itself.

But here’s the deal. We also sense that today’s “protest” was actually a “pre-protest” for tomorrow’s hellacious cobblestone Stage 3. There’s the real problem: We question whether a cobblestone stage belongs in a Grand Tour in the first place. If there’s cold, wet and a peloton pinched together by narrow roads as well — then that truly is something to raise Hell (of the North) about.

Full stage report from BikingBis.

We’ve yet to see any official confirmation of a withdrawal [Update: Tyler as of late Monday plans to start Stage 3] and are keeping our fingers crossed. But (if true) a broken wrist, especially for a sprinter, leaves little hope Tyler can continue.

It’s a terrible shame, because Farrar was supposed to provide the biggest challenge to Mark the Mouth Cavendish, the world’s fastest human on two wheels, in sprint finishes during the Tour. Bad luck also struck Tyler yesterday in Stage 1, when he was poised (after Cavendish crashed out of contention) to slingshot into a triumphant sprint victory but got hooked by an out-of-control “Willie the Weaver” move from AG2R rider Lloyd Mondory, costing Farrar his rear derailleur and a run for victory.

Although Mondory caused the collision in a chain-of-events mishap (he was pushed from behind), Tyler wound up apologizing for unintentionally calling him a “Frog” in Flemish after the race. Clearly Farrar has had a couple of bad breaks in the Tour, figuratively and literally. And now it appears he’s out of the race before it really begins.

Bad luck and all, Farrar can’t hold a candle in the star-crossed category to fellow American competitor Christian Vande Velde, who once again crashed out of a Grand Tour (with two broken ribs) despite high hopes that his black cloud had lifted. Vande Velde crashed out of both the 2009 and 2010 Giro d’Italias.