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Not in the Fremont Solstice Parade
Also not in the Fremont Parade

The Fremont Solstice Parade this Saturday will feature, as per usual, an array of figure-8 riding naked cyclists. In a sense. We’ve long argued that the cyclists aren’t really naked and don’t deserve the appellation, since they’re covered in body paint and usually wear skimpy clothing as well. Then again, they aren’t the Keira Knightleys and Leonardo DiCaprios of the cycling world either, so perhaps it’s just as well.

Bikejuju confirms the obvious: If you put the word naked in a blog post, even if it’s only some cyclists JRA, you get the pings.

The Portland Mercury asks if nude bicycling is overrated, confirming the obvious: That the word “nude” works just as well as “naked” for the clicks.

In the Fremont Solstice Parade
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