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2 responses to “News Cycle: Paris Hilton uses bike lane!”

  1. Erik

    But for Paris to behave in any sort of non-court mandated altruistic way would mean that she’d have to recognize that the universe does not revolve around her and that might just shatter her psyche into a million pieces.

    But hey, at least she got a ticket for it. I think tickets should be scaled according to income, she’s rich as all get out so why not make the ticket 100 times as expensive? Although that is probably not really feasible!

    Also, I love how you refer to her as an aging starlet! Hahaha!

  2. Erwin Perrelli

    We have been watching Paris Hilton’s BFF. Where do they come across these people? They are from another world!

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